Quantum Superimposition

draconym:

Last night I said, “I’m gonna give this packing paper to the rabbit, I don’t think Ripley likes it”

and he immediately grabbed it in his foot and said. “Ripley happy bird.”

okay dude. You’ve made your point, you can keep it.

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oneheadtoanother:

drtanner:

hollowboobtheory:

noneedtofearorhope:

hollowboobtheory:

not to rag on vegans bc I am kind of one of them on and off but I love when their “ethical alternatives” are just

• product of slave labor
• critically endangered plant
• product of slave labor
• product of slave labor that had to be shipped in from overseas farting out co2 the whole way
• plastic

what critically endangered plants? ive not heard that before

agave

And don’t forget other vegan classics! Such as:

• product of slave labour
• staple crop in its country of origin that local people can no longer afford to buy for themselves
• vital food source for critically endangered animals
• product of slave labour
• crop that had huge swathes of rainforest cleared to grow it
• crop that requires gallons of environmentally disastrous chemicals to cultivate successfully and also to process into useable materials
• product of slave labour

prokopetz:

I understand that all names have to come from somewhere, and that statistically at least some of those coinages are bound to be relatively recent, but it’s still a bit surreal to look up the etymology of some recognisable name and learn that there is no record of anyone ever having been named that prior to like 2004.

swarnpert:

losing my fucking mind at the Hate On These Losers Today button

theotherendcomics:

gay–dog:

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference

thespacesay:

wanderer-chronicles:

cipheramnesia:

shitarou:

Forgot to post my costume: cybertruck driver

Holy shit, I thought for a second that was the real thing. Incredibly realistic cybertruck, how did you make it?

Same way they make the real ones, duct tape and PVA glue

ID: two photos of a person dressed as a clown with a cardboard cybertruck around their waist. The first image shows them in purple tinted light and is a side view. The second is in a more white light looking forwards. End ID

tsunderebot:

natalieironside:

ween

jadasakura:

rainbowfoam:

garmbreak1:

hadal-blacksite-system-deactiva:

omegaverse:

moonmangarrett:

omegaverse:

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they’re gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

happy birthday garrett

happy birthday garrett

Happy birthday garrett

Happy birthday garrett

todaysbird:

pokeshadow:

monamoni:

Oh, to be a little green parrot gorging yourself on mangos from the branch

Canary-winged parakeet (and mangos)

animentality:

depsidase: